This Site Saved Me When I Had to Go to the Mike
I did not want to go to the party. People were going to want to know what goals I had for the coming year. I did not have any goals. I had been too busy to really think about it. When the party came around I was in emergency mode. I went on the internet and found the funny New Year’s resolutions site. I was so thankful for that resource. I found a great resolution and so when they asked me to step up to the mike and say a few words as the new VP must do, I did it. I told them I was looking forward to working on keeping half of them employed. Everyone cheered for me.